In the early morning hours of Saturday, March 8 of 2014, 36-year-old
Anthony Carusso got into an argument with his fairly attractive live-in girlfriend, 31-year-old
Danielle Neblung. Their late night disagreement was
allegedly over the rent for the apartment they shared.
Fights about money between couples can often turn pretty nasty, especially if one of them is mentally unstable. But judging from
Danielle's Facebook page, the Detroit area makeup artists simply appears to be a quirky gal who really loves animals...even if
this picture implies a bit of latent crazy within her.
Where is your god now?
That crazy came to the fore, however, when the late night fight between her and Anthony turned physical. When he tried to walk away from the altercation and into the bedroom, Danielle proceeded to
repeatedly punch him in the face/head.
After that failed to get his attention, however, she kicked things up a notch by jumping on on his back and
biting off a portion of Anthony's left ear. Anthony, as you might expect, decided at that point to call the police.
Officers arrived on the scene and found the rest of Anthony's ear, which paramedics were able reattach. Meanwhile, Danielle tried to claim that she was actually
attacked first and simply defending herself. Her boyfriend's gnarly injuries, however, told an entirely different story.
...or demonstrating an early Lobot prototype
And even though Anthony Carusso's ear was reattached, it is still unknown if surgery will help make that a permanent condition. He is planning to ask prosecutors to lay the hammer down on Danielle, because no one likes getting Tysoned in the middle of the night.
...even if your girlfriend looks good
enough to pull off a decent mugshot.
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